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It's that magical time of year again when everyone's faces get hands and they start to tell time.
Nothing can really bring me down today. Not even the (few) anti-clocks that still lurk out there.
Hating us for no apparent reason.
My point is,
Happy Clockday to all, and to all, Vote 5 on my movie!
Just to begin, I <3 the new layout. Everything is really sleek and smooth, and everything also runs a lot faster. The fact that there aren't any more pop-ups makes me want to es'plode with joy. The convinience of some new features is great, such as being able to review or watch a movie all in the same window, or look at someone's favorites, submissions, and everything else in an organized list.
The things I like best are the new frontpage for it's variety and constant updates, the Flash Portal because of the banner and the score key plus the preview icons for movies and games, and lastly, the Collections page because of the mighty Strawberry Clock that sits atop of it.
Hello, I am Jeff-Mc, or, better known as NightmareClock. And I am a member of the Newgrounds/Clock Crew Community.
I love Newgrounds. The Portal is worth fighting for.
But then, there are some people that ruin it for everyone.
You know who you are.
You illiterate fucks who "SPEL LIEK DIS WEN U LEEVE REVIEWZ AN DUNT GIV ANY HELPFULL COMENTZ U JUS BICH AND CRY AN WHYNE"
Or you fucking dickholes who submit good movies, and change them after they pass to pure shit.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not putting the whole NG community down. I'm just saying there are some that make it less enjoyable for others, and those people need to be crucified on a barbed wire-wrapped tree.
On the note of the Clock Crew, some of you hate us, some of you love us, and some of you are neutral. But regardless of how you feel about us, you cannot kill us.
You Cannot Kill The Clock Crew.
No matter what you people do or say, you will never kill the Clock Crew. We will overpower you, and with all due respect to Tom, Wade, and the other admins, we run Newgrounds.
With Clockday fast approaching, you will see JUST what I mean.
Clockday 07' Movie: Like 5% done.
School of Hard Clocks 2 and 3: -1%
Nightmare Clock's NEWgrounds: 1%
Click this plz.